01:25 - 2005-03-29
Of Spifflyiciousness, Evil Incarnate and Fear
A couple of things.
First off, I know I just covered this, but I have the singularly most amazing girlfriend ever. First of all, I want you to note that my diary is pink. Now, not only is my diary pink, but it is voluntarily pink. That's right folks, can't pin this one on Hell Week or blackmail or anything else. Heather, the goddess that she is, made me a layout with Chibi Gojyo dancing to Dragostea din Tei. There's a link up there. I suggest you click on it. If you know me at all personally and you have not yet seen it, I've probably been shoving it in your face repeatedly. Find some time and find a place and watch the goddamn thing. *huggles Heather and Chibi!Gojyo*
Heather, you're amazing and whatever else you say, this layout is incredible. It makes me happy beyond all reason and the fact that you even thought of making it is in and of itself proof of how wonderful you are. I love you, hon.
Having heaped insufficient praise upon my girlfriend, I will now turn to something slightly more disturbing.
For the past few days, I've had this awful urge to netspeak. Not only netspeak, but 1337. *shudder* I d0n'7 und3rst4nd this need, but 17's sc4r1ng me. And then I want to use things like omg! and liek and lol in my diary. And smileys. Not just occasionally or at the end of an entry or as an imood sort of thing, no, I mean smileys everywhere. o_O OMG, isn't that teh scary? 4nd 7h3n 7h3r3's 7h1s b17 4b0u7 D-l4nd n07 l3771ng m3 upd473 my l1nks. teh sux0r!!11!1 >X(~
Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a little, but it's still, very, very scary to find that I actually want to use leet for some reason. I think the only real solution to this is finding a dictionary, liquefying it and consuming the lot. Direct application to brain tissues, while preferable, is also more likely to result in infection. Anyway, to save both your brain and mine, I've decided to provide some interesting vocabulary tonight.
And lastly, I am proud of myself. I have so disturbed my roommate that she actually called Heather today asking for help because I was scaring her that much. I absolutely love being cracked out. Heeheehee. I'm evil. >XD
Philosophastering: pseudo-philosophizing.
I reference Humpty Dumpty as a prime example.
Piaffer: A dance step for horses
The fact that they actually have a name for this at all should say something. Also the fact that while I've seen a horse that can prance quite prettily, I've never seen one that can actually dance.
Physagogue: Medicine to induce farting
Something most people really don't need.
Phthartic: Destructive, deadly
Me, when angry, around certain objects. I have more than once been told to go and pick up the glass shards from the cup/salt shaker/small breakable object that I smashed. Ah well, at least the smashing is fun. One should also note that indulging phthartic tendencies can be quite cathartic.
Commasculation: Homosexuality between men
Something I like to read about.
Commentitiuous: Imaginary
Lots of things including dreams involving crossovers between Boy Meets Boy and Jardinains.
Commination (n): Denunciation; threatening or cursing
I never do any of those things.
Concillabule: A secret meeting of plot-hatchers
As in, this diary is the online concillabule of les nains de jardins for their eventual world takeover.
Conglaciate: To freeze
Something that happens every winter up der in da Nort' der hey.
Conquassate: To shake violently
I kind of want to conquassate just so I can say I have. It's such an entertaining word.
Contortuplicate: Twisted back upon itself
State in which Carol wishes she could see those damned gnomes. Bonus points for being an amazingly fun word.
Constuprate: To violate, debauch
I'll just leave each to their own fantasies on this one.
