00:37 - 2005-03-13
Of the Mental Institute Known as Bryn Mawr
Only at Bryn Mawr:
Meat Parties
Discussions of beastiality in the Bible
Comparative genealogy as an intramural sport
Wandering around in a leather trenchcoat with a red cloak over the top
Lesbian lizard sex
Comics about gay Haverboys in secret cults
Being the reincarnation of the balls of Alexander the Great
Bryn Mawr: the fanfic
Finding May Day gifts at garage sales
Having those gifts be area maps
Being excited about it
Hour long conversations about heraldic symbols
Arthurian weapons of mass destruction
Comparisons of Arthurian wars to the war in Iraq
Bondage newsies at drag ball
T-shirt fights (fuck the traditional pillow fights -- this is Bryn Mawr!)
Orgasmic garden gnomes
Timeshare on my nose
Comparisons of campus to bathroom visits
Papers on the use of hallucinogens in ancient legend
I love my school.
